Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love
Darling, Sweetheart, etc
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet
Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago
When a Tiger comes——老虎来了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on.
The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you